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THE SHORTS
1987 // THE TRACEY ULLMAN SHOW
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BART
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BART TVPROGRAM GUIDE
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CLICK ANY PROGRAM TO TUNE IN. EVERY SLOT IS A RERUN. EVERY RERUN IS THE SAME BOY.

BART GUIDE
ISSUE 39 // THE BRAINROT SPECIAL
39 YEARS OF BRAINWORMS THE SHIRTS THEY BANNED FRINKIAC: THE CHEAT CODE IS THE 2008 PHOTO AI? HOMER LET THE BARTS OUT
COVER STORY

Bart Simpson has been a meme for 39 years. He was a meme before the internet. He will be a meme after it.

Bart Simpson is giving everyone brainworms. AI Bart Simpson brainrot has exploded on TikTok and Instagram, and there is a very good chance you have already seen it. So where is all of this coming from? The answer is longer than the internet itself.

Even before the internet, meme-adjacent Bart edits were a dime a dozen. The early to mid 1990s belonged to Bartmania: Bart on every t-shirt, Bart banned from schools for being an underachiever and proud of it, Bart topping the charts with a rap single. And the tradition never stopped. It still lives on in bootleg Bart t-shirts, the most famous of which is themed around the Gulf War.

"The internet just inherently craves this little rascal archetype."

Throughout the 2010s the emergent popularity of the meme began to take on a very Bart-shaped silhouette. Say the line. Eat pant. Rat boy. Any number of 4chan references to very specific things that Bart has said. A lot of this was thanks to one website: Frinkiac, an internet database of every single quote and frame from The Simpsons. It made it trivial to find literally any quote you were looking for, and it single-handedly revolutionized Simpsons memes.

By the late 2010s Bart had become such a recognizable avatar of being cool and plugged in and online that there was even a brief and widely hated art movement: the sad boy emo rap Bart edit.

Then came the early 2020s. As AI began to broaden the horizons of what we consider a meme, people started digging up the oldest Bart images and artwork they could find and feeding it into the machine. If you have seen a Bartsona, that is brainrot. If you have seen Domer, that is Bart brainrot. If you have seen Homer let the Barts out, which is absolutely huge right now, that is Bart brainrot.

"This is actually not AI. This is a Photoshop piece from 2008 by the artist BP Kelsey."

But luckily a lot of the brainrot is still human-made. The image that seeded an entire micro genre of AI Bart slop edits is a 2008 Photoshop piece by BP Kelsey that someone randomly dug up. Even though the AI thing is worrisome, it is nice to see that some internet traditions just can't die.

Off the top of our heads: the Rizzler, the 21 kid, the 67 kid, the Walmart singing kid, the floss kid, Bart Simpson. They all have one thing in common. They are iconic little boys. Only one of them has been iconic for 39 years.

THE GULF WAR BOOTLEG. THE REAL PRINT, 1991.
SIMPSONWAVE. THE COOL KID GETS SAD.
2026. HOMER LET THE BARTS OUT.
CLASSIFIEDSBOOTLEG CORNER // UNLICENSED SINCE 1990
War in the Gulf 1991 bootleg Bart shirt

GULF WAR BART

The famous one. "I was there dude... and it sucked." Operation Desert Storm, 1991. The bootleg that outlived the war.

SOLD OUT SINCE 1991 // THE REAL PRINT
Black Bart

BLACK BART

The most reprinted bootleg lineage of all. Recolored, renamed, repurposed by whoever owned the press.

$5 CASH // NO REFUNDS
Bart Gone Funky Reggae bootleg shirt

RASTA BART

"Bart Gone Funky Reggae." A hat, a flag, a skateboard and a slogan that never appeared in a single episode. The real print.

2 FOR $8 // VAN PRICE
Ninja Bart

NINJA BART

Bart in the mask of whatever else was popular that year. Low poly, all black, still Bart.

$7 // SLIGHTLY IRREGULAR

BART IN YOUR TOWN

Same drawing. New caption. Every county fair on Earth. Ask for your city.

$3 // ASK FOR RAY
Eat Pant bootleg Bart

EAT PANT

A typo so perfect it became its own meme two decades later. We are not fixing it. The real print.

PRICELESS // LITERALLY
PRESS TO PRINT A NEW BOOTLEG LISTING
BART IN SPRINGFIELD // EAT MY SHORTS // $5 CASH ONLY

IS IT AI?

THE GAME SHOW WHERE YOU GUESS WHETHER A HUMAN MADE THE BART. HOST: BART.

SCORE 0 / 4
BART TV // CHANNEL 39
END OF BROADCAST DAY
1987THE TRACEY ULLMAN SHORTS
1989THE SERIES PREMIERE, DECEMBER 17
1990BARTMANIA. THE SHIRTS. THE BAN.
1990DO THE BARTMAN
1991THE GULF WAR BOOTLEG
1994BART GETS FAMOUS. I DIDN'T DO IT.
2008THE BP KELSEY PHOTOSHOP. HUMAN.
2010sSAY THE LINE. EAT PANT. RAT BOY.
2016FRINKIAC. EVERY FRAME. EVERY QUOTE.
2016SIMPSONWAVE
LATE 2010sTHE EMO RAP EDITS. WIDELY HATED.
2020sBARTSONA. DOMER. HOMER LET THE BARTS OUT.
NOWYOU, WATCHING THIS.
SOME INTERNET TRADITIONS JUST CAN'T DIE
TICKER: BART // CA: NOT LAUNCHED. THE BOY IS STILL LOOSE.
UNOFFICIAL FAN BROADCAST. THE SIMPSONS AND BART SIMPSON BELONG TO THEIR OWNERS. THIS STATION IS THE BOOTLEG. IMAGERY ON THIS SITE IS ORIGINAL ARTWORK MADE FOR THE STATION, NOT ARCHIVAL MATERIAL.